Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Grease Monkey made the scene, oozing an Unknown White Substance which clung to his hair and slowly dribbled down the back of his neck. "Get a load of that," said Kathy, "It looks like he forgot to rinse his hair ... it's full of conditioner or something." Genevieve and I briefly followed him into Starbucks, intent on identifying the Mystery Substance, but we faced an almost insurmountable obstacle. How do you ask someone about their Unsightly Goop without appearing rude? I considered asking, "Are you Gellin'?" or "Nothing beats Extra Cappuccino Foam, eh?," but decided against it. In the end, the mystery was solved when the Grease Monkey slid out of Starbucks and into the Hair Salon across the street ...!
I take it you lot have seen the film, There's something about Mary?
ReplyDeleteGaz ;-)
LOL, that's nasty! Ick! One reason I don't think I'd care for the 50s. How anyone thought greasy hair was a turn on is beyond me. Ick!
ReplyDeleteLOL Guess he was mid conditioner treatment? LOL
ReplyDeletebe well,
Dawn
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Gah! No one needs a coffee that badly! --Cin
ReplyDeleteThanks Gaz, now I can't get that thought out of my head. Would it of hurt for him to have a little patience and waited until after his hair was done. (Hugs) Indigo
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww. Glad he returned to the salon!
ReplyDeleteTraci
GRECIAN 2000.Beckie x
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