It was a Comedy of Errors this morning at the Starbucks at Lincoln and Montana as dozens of refugees from 7th Street were greeted by "the Cashier from Planet Xanax." I first knew something was wrong on Monday when it took the Cashier-in-Question several minutes -- and a brief consultation with a colleague -- to calculate the change he owed me. I had given him exact change. While some say his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top, local experts have a different theory. "Maybe he's high," joked Elevator Repairman Jeff. Personally, I think he's just bored ... and who can blame him? Nothing exciting seems to happen at Lincoln and Montana. It was so quiet this morning, I found myself asking Jeff, "So, what's new in the world of Elevator Repair ...?!?" Evidently, like everything else, it has its ups and downs ...
LOL... I guess he never had anyone give exact change before! LOL Planet Xanax... ups and downs... you are full of the quips today, Marty!
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Dawn
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Maybe the guy is missing home. Longing for Spring Time on Planet Xanax, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteI'm with you one the "Bored" theory. --Cin
ReplyDeleteOh the groaners are killing me tonight!!!!
ReplyDeleteTraci
With acne like that, I'm surprised he turned up for work at all!
ReplyDeleteGaz ;-)
In his defence i get exactly the same problem sometimes after a particually quiet night at work, my brain goes into sleep mode before i am actually asleep and the simplest of transactions completely baffles me! Beckie.x
ReplyDeleteLOL, you are too funny.
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