Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as Local Newshound Dennis left his usual perch inside Our Favorite Starbucks to join the crowd outside. "I had to get out of there because I was being stalked," he explained, noting that a Mysterious Woman was cozying-up to him in ways that might annoy his wife. While some remain doubtful that Dennis was in any real danger, you can't be too careful these days. Actually, the neighborhood is still reeling over the discovery on Wednesday of a corpse -- an apparent murder victim -- at 6th and Montana. Police have ruled out Apple Fritters as a cause of death.
Scary on all fronts. Stalkers...oy vay. ;) C.
ReplyDeleteHis fantasy life is alive and well!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I think a STALE fritter could do it. --Cin
ReplyDeleteBeware stalking women! Wow... scary about the murder.
ReplyDeletebe well,
Dawn
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Eeeeee-Gadddddssss...Your neighborhood is begining to sound like mine! Say it isn't so! Oh, and I found a great use for the apple fritter...Frisby!.....Kittie
ReplyDeleteEven if an apple fritter was the cause of death, I love them so much I might just take my chances.... :-P
ReplyDelete~Amy
Absolutely can NOT be too careful anymore. Years ago, that behavior would have been deemed "friendly", but these days, normal people have given up that sort of familiarity because of all the lunatics we have running around. Geez.
ReplyDeleteGood to see ya, Marty
I'm tellin' ya! It's a crazy world out there!
ReplyDeleteTraci
He wasnt being stalked by that woman, she was just fascinated by his four eyes.
ReplyDeleteGaz ;-)
he has a large forhead, enough space for another pair of glasses lol.beckie x
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