Tuesday, October 20, 2009

THE BREAKFAST OF CHUMPIONS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Stomachs were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as Barista Tyler announced that he was eating the Breakfast of Chumpions: A package of Expired Starbucks Indulgent Chocolate Cookies. "Look," he said proudly, "They're way past their expiration date ... we were going to throw them out!" The whole thing was enough to make me toss my cookies. "Are you really eating that for breakfast?," I asked. "Sure," he replied, "It tastes just like chicken!" What next ... Sockeye Salmonella for lunch?!?
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6 comments:

  1. DawnOctober 20, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    Probably nothing wrong with them... lol probably...

    be well...

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  2. JoannOctober 20, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    Hey, if they aren't green, they're fine.... LOL!!

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  3. WebsterOctober 21, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    Marty.... they are COOKIES! Joann was right. They might taste a little stale or rancid, though, but I've had Starbuck's "trash" before, and most of it was pretty good.

    I'd say Barista Tyler scored.

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  4. garnett109October 21, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    Now for a carton of soured milk and he's in like flynn

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  5. UnknownOctober 21, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Either that or he could try some Eco-lie!

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  6. Ken RichesOctober 21, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    They have chocolate in them, how can they be bad? :o)

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