Heard at Starbucks

It was a long day's journey into fright on Lufthansa Flight #457 to Berlin yesterday as a Hyperactive Young Tyke used the plane as h...

Turnabout was fair play at 7th and Montana this morning as I turned the tables on Robb, the friendly neighbor who for weeks been trying ...

They say desperate times call for desperate measures. During the dawn of the Great Depression, Republicans promised Americans "a ch...

Things went from "Daddy Day Care" to "Daddy Don't Care" at 7th and Montana yesterday as an Anonymous Nincompoop ...

There was an extra spring in Barista Tyler's step at 7th and Montana yesterday ... and I think I know why. He had just returned fr...

Smoke was practically coming out of my ears this morning at 7th and Montana as for the second day in a row, the same Crusty Crabapple de...

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Boo Boo the Jester. I hesitate to call him a clown as that would be an insult to working and retired clowns e...