Local authorities are on the lookout for a possible suspect in the ongoing disappearance of newspapers from the vicinity of 7th and Montana. The suspect, known to insiders as "Boobs Mahoney," allegedly frequents Our Favorite Starbucks during the early morning hours, distracts patrons long enough to grab their newspaper and flees the scene without so much as buying a cup of coffee. He is described as a heavy-set man in his '70s wearing white shorts and no shirt. Sources close to the investigation said, "No formal charges have been filed, but we're certainly keeping abreast of the situation ..."
Maybe someone could leave out only the "sales" inserts...I hear that Sears has a deal on men's shirts this week. --Cin
ReplyDeleteThat is definately a bad case of moobs.and a man with moobs stealing newspapers is unforgivable.although all the police would have to do is a line up of men with moobs.You just look for the weathered droopy ones.Beckie
ReplyDeleteHe needs to hit the skinny latte.
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Greetings from Spain! He looks like a right BOOB!
ReplyDeleteGaz ;-)