How many Starbucks employees does it take to change a lightbulb? That was the question this morning as yet another light went out over the pastry counter at 7th and Montana. The incident -- which occurred just days after Starbucks finally put an end to what many are calling the Great Lightbulb Debate of 2007 -- has immediately prompted cries of foul play among local insiders. Is Starbucks trying to cover-up certain deficiencies in the Pastry Department or is something more sinister at play? The Lightbulbs-in-Question first attracted international notoriety last month when "Podgy Poof Gaz" -- a reader from the U.K. -- noticed that one of the lights was out. After the bulb was finally changed three weeks later, he commented, "Ya just don't know how my sleeping habits are going to change from now on. At last I can sleep at night!" No doubt Gaz will find today's news a real eye-opener!
Whew! I was so worried about Gaz's sleep ;) Cin
ReplyDeleteOh Marty, the shock, I've just had to change my underwear! Stop doing this to me please!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm telling ya, it's those Merrick muffins, they aint selling, so they fuse a bulb to make them look better!
Gaz........... Sigh
I often wonder about that. If all the bulbs go out, how would they know if there were a blackout?
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Maybe faulty wiring. DON'T TOUCH IT. ~Mary
ReplyDeletePerhaps the bulb EXPLODED, and the shards are IN the muffins!! Egads!!
ReplyDeletexoxo ~Myra
maybe there is a light fingered employee hahaha
ReplyDeletePerhaps this was the bulb that didn't get changed because the one that was to replace it was commdeared for use as a bright idea...hmmmmmm. Eather that or someone is just plain sluffing off!.......also, I have an answer to your "Park" question in your e-mail................Kit
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