Saturday, August 25, 2007

MING THE MERCILESS AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Ear-piercing screams filled the air this morning at 7th and Montana as a newborn infant cried out, repeatedly, in what sounded like shock or terror.  "What's he doing to that baby?," I wondered as the father tried, unsuccessfully, to calm the infant down.  Indeed, the more he tried, the more she screamed.  Then, again, you'd probably scream, too, if your father resembled a stunt-double for Ming the Merciless, complete with a sinister beard twisted into dreadlocks and a pair of dark sunglasses worthy of the "Men in Black."

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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 25, 2007 at 1:36 PM

    Poor baby probably thirsty for a starbucks coffee!! Do you write from Starbucks or home? You write a lot like Jimmy (Stupidsheetguy). He is having trouble with aol again!(as are many of us!) I hate when they tell me they can't "find" the page and to check my ulr and try again later!!  I am computer stupid and don't know half of what aol talks about!!Barb

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  2. AnonymousAugust 25, 2007 at 1:43 PM

    A little piece of Planet Mongo at 7th & Montana. --Cin

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  3. AnonymousAugust 25, 2007 at 3:24 PM

    I could not help but laugh at your description, and the picture said it all - but poor baby!  Maybe he is hiding the dark circles from lost sleep.  

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  4. AnonymousAugust 25, 2007 at 4:48 PM

    Hmmm, maybe that wasn't his baby!!  Or maybe the baby hadn't been changed in a few hours and had poop in his/her diaper.  I'd scream too!  Future Starbuck-y baby already, and she doesn't even know it yet!!
    xoxo ~myra

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  5. AnonymousAugust 26, 2007 at 8:30 AM

    Maybe "Ming" was looking for "BUCK rogers" at "starBUCKS", and the baby was just a prop...and didn't like being loaned out...at all!....Kit

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  6. AnonymousAugust 26, 2007 at 8:39 AM

    Okay!...I stand corrected...Flash Gorden, not Buck Roger was his arch foe...not as funny tho!

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  7. AnonymousAugust 26, 2007 at 9:33 AM

    I bet that beard has tickled places others have'nt ;-)

    Gaz

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  8. AnonymousAugust 27, 2007 at 10:49 AM

    Ewwwww and the thoughts that come to my mind, and I hate to be this way as it is judgmental, but black market babies just run through my mind as I read your journal and viewed the picture.....hmmmmm
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  9. AnonymousAugust 28, 2007 at 11:49 PM

    men in black, he looks like an alien or a hybrid of sigorney weavers best mate got stuck to his chin, someone chuck him a razor, quick!! beckie x

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