Wednesday, September 5, 2007

SOMETHING SMELLS ROTTEN IN DENVER ...!

                             

"What's that stench?"  That was the question hundreds of travelers were asking this morning as they boarded United Flight #394 to Denver.  Indeed, an aroma combining the worst qualities of Diesel Fuel and Bilge Water seemed to permeate the cabin before takeoff.  "Something really stinks," I said to the woman sitting next to me.  "Just so you know, it's not me."  "You're right," she sniffed.  "Maybe it's coming from the Galley!"  To be safe, neither of us ate the complimentary "Trail Mix!"

7 comments:

  1. Pass the barf bag! --Cin

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  2. Very strange!  Glad your flight went okay!

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  3. YUK!!  You had to fly in the confines of a cabin all the way to Denver??!!  That deems a refund, don't you think??
    xoxo ~Myra

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  4. Well! If the trolly dolly wasn't so busy texting her mates, she could have whizzed round with a can of Glade!!!!
    Gaz ;-)

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  5. Well if you were actually in Denver I would say Haaa welcome to one of the stinchest smells of Colorado being that is my hometown and the pollution is just that very smell! I gag now everytime we enter Denver then begin with my song of Welcome to the jungle hehehehe oh I so don't miss the big city in that sense....smiles...
                                                                                                   Lovins...
                                                                                                   TrayCee

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  6. next time you have to get on a stink infested aircraft get some of those stick on air freshners and whip a couple under your jacket, fresh fragrant air, or better still hang a couple of magic trees off your nipples. Beckie x

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  7. Unusual odours on a plane is never a good sign.

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