It was a case of Assault and Battery with a Deadly Swizzle Stick at 7th and Montana last week as a Disgruntled Nincompoop hurled a handful of Coffee Stirrers at Barista Extraordinaire Rob. In what insiders describe as a simple misunderstanding, the Nincompoop-in-Question apparently thought Rob was insinuating that he had Bad Breath. Rather than check his facts, the Nincompoop proceeded to raise a stink and -- faster than you can say "Halitosis" -- he grabbed a fistful of wooden stirrers and threw them all at Poor Rob. For his part, Rob took the incident in stride. Rumor has it he was shaken but not stirred ...!
Sounds like these people don't need more caffiene! Sounds like they need some nice cammomile tea!
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Is that a light sabre he is armed with?
ReplyDeleteAnd you, ever present to provide the info for us with your rapier like wit. ~Mary
ReplyDeleteAlways drama brewing at 7th and Montana! LOL Too funny! Glad he is okay!
ReplyDeleteNever a dull day at Starbucks!! How funny! Barb
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Sounds like Barista Rob knows how to deal with kooks! LOL Loved the Bond reference!
ReplyDeletebe well,
Dawn
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What exactly did Rob say to get pelted with coffee stirrers? Sounds a bit fishy to me. I hope he didn't ask they guy if he wanted an apple fritter on the side?
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I hope the Starbucks gang is getting hazard pay! --Cin
ReplyDeleteOh my god, sounds like my shop, it only get worse from here on, next its eggs, then they move on to house bricks, if I were you, id get a stab proof vest and a can of pepper spray, lol! bekcie x
ReplyDeleteps....is that a light sabre or is rob just happy to see me!!lol!!
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