Quick, call FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency! An influx of Fashion-Impaired Bicyclists Wearing Skin-Tight Clown Suits reached epidemic proportions at 7th and Montana this morning. The gentleman pictured here, wearing what looked like a FEMA uniform, is a case-in-point. "Are you with FEMA?," I asked, wondering whether his outfit alone might qualify the neighborhood for some Disaster Relief. "No," he replied, "I'm with FAEMA, on Old Dutch Company." I don't know much about FAEMA. Perhaps they specialize in the development of Lycra Stretch Pants ...!
Okay, I had to Google it...espresso machines. Something FEMA could use. --Cin
ReplyDeleteEwww... those pants always show far far far too much.
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Dawn
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maybe he was dyslexic and thought it read 'fame', the lycra leggings and sweatband-tatsic show! Beckie x
ReplyDeleteShame he has his legs crossed in those leggings, he looks KINDA like Vin Diesel...... Yowzer ;-)gAZ
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