Shock Waves rippled across Santa Monica this morning on reports that the fugitive known as The Jittery Nutcase -- wanted by authorities for Assault with a Deadly Beverage -- has friends in high places. Aware that the authorities are on his tail, "Mr. Jittery" has employed a new strategy: He hovers around Goose Egg Park, asking Influential Passersby to bring him coffee. His ploy almost worked yesterday with City Councilman Bobby Shriver, who not only offered to buy the Controversial Panhandler a coffee, but invited him into Our Favorite Starbucks, as well. According to sources on-the-scene, Manager Gabe refused to serve the Nutcase and threatened to call the police on the spot. "It's unbelievable," said Ace Photographer Kovar, "We should put a sign out front to warn people: 'Don't Feed the Psychopaths!'"
Be kind to the local Psycopaths they keep things interesting
ReplyDeleteYou'd think he would panhandle something other than coffee!
ReplyDeleteTraci
I buy the guy outside The Windmill a burger & coffee when he asks. I don't see this as a problem, but then, I find psychopaths interesting.
ReplyDelete~Mary
I think the worst drink he could consume would be coffee, i dont think his mental state needs any stimulation.becvkie x
ReplyDeleteKovar - Now that was funny, LOL
ReplyDeleteMr. Councilman didn't think it odd that the crazy guy can't get his own coffee? And if you can't afford coffee, shouldn't you be more concerned with, I dunno... food, shelter? Oh wait, look who I'm asking. ;)
ReplyDeleteJamie
So he is still around?? Be careful...don't let your guard down...and where is Geneieve with that squirt gun??
ReplyDeletexoxo ~Myra