The crowd was atwitter at 7th and Montana this morning on news that the notorious "One-Eyed Bandit" -- known for wearing a Bright Orange Bandana over one eye -- returned to Our Favorite Starbucks ... without his Bandana. "Perhaps he had Lasik surgery," said one observer, while the Bandit, as usual, cackled periodically at unpredictable intervals in the background. "I don't know," I replied, "The very notion of our 'Bandit' without his Bandana gives me the creeps." What next, the Four Horsemen without the Apocalypse ...?!?
a 1950's gangbanger lmao thanks marty
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up...and believe me, at this very moment...you have NO idea how much I needed to smile.
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Nancy
Could have been cataract surgery... more likely with one eye and at his age. Huh... you will have to keep us posted on further sightings! LOL
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Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/
He is a sight!
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Wonder what all those messages put together mean to him, what story would he tell if he could figure out a way to put it together. Well at least now he has decided two eyes are better than one.
ReplyDeletehe would make a great chainsaw murderer. beckie x
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