Tuesday, June 17, 2008

ELVIRA, I PRESUME ...?!?

                             

A Zany Redhead made the scene at 7th and Montana on Sunday and wasted no time cozying up to Bicyclist Greg.  According to Genevieve, who sent me this photo, the woman-in-question -- a Bizarre Cross between Lucille Ball and Elvira:  Mistress of the Dark -- made a pest of herself.  "It was really weird," said Genevieve, "She asked for directions to the nearest freeway ... despite the fact that she was obviously traveling on foot!"  Greg seemed unphased by the incident.  Rumor has it he's been numb ever since the Jittery Nutcase threw a cup of Hot Chocolate at him ...!

7 comments:

  1. damn that hot chocolate! beckie x

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  2. she needs to have bigger breasts to be Elvira

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  3. Lucille Ball was prettier.

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  4. I love that you have others snooping for you now!  Go Genevieve!  
    Traci

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  5. She definitely looks like an emotion over logic type. But uglier than both Lucy & El. ~Mary

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  6. Nutcases and zany redheads!!!  You have quite the characters there!  LOL

    be well,
    Dawn
    http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

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  7. I don't blame him...and with the wacky things that go on there...he's apt to feel jittery, especially that hair.  Hey, it matches the overhangs across the street!
    xoxo ~Myra

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