The Fuchsia Fashionista -- a Gregarious Local Bicyclist with a penchant for Bright, Pink Lycra -- was seeing red yesterday at 7th and Montana in the wake of a Dangerous Accident. "It was unbelievable," he said, "A vehicle came out of nowhere and headed right for me!" Fortunately, Mr. Fuschia avoided serious injury by swerving away in the nick of time and crashing into a fellow bicyclist. I guess one could say he's in the Pink. Meanwhile, police are searching for the driver-in-question. I just hope it wasn't Our Friendly, Neighborhood Mitzva Mobile ...!
It might of been his enemy the pink panther!
ReplyDeleteMight want to bring in the Pinkerton detectives on this one....eric
ReplyDeletepink bike shorts are as wrong as a speedo. LOL
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He looks "just spiffy".
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He's got to be one brave soul to be out in that get-up in Pink...(Hugs)Indigo
ReplyDeleteWhat a sight...the pink lycra! Lycra and spandex...not for everyone!
ReplyDeletexoxo ~Myra
O M G I bet the guy driving the car was trying to do him a favor by knocking him over than continue his journey in pink spandex, resembling a prawn.Beckie x
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