AUDREY TATTOO ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Audrey Tatt00, the latest celebrity in our midst at 7th and Montana. From the moment I saw her yesterday, I knew she belonged on a movie set. Unfortunately, the movie-in-question is "The Wizard of Oz" and her big break came when a house fell on her head. Her Gothic Outfit, Red and White striped Knee Sox and Pointy, Red Shoes practically screamed Wicked Witch of the East. 
But her most striking feature, by far, was her skin. She's covered in tattoos, starting with an enormous red spider web that runs up and down the length of her arms and legs. Caught within her web are a series of creatures straight out of Munchkinland: Black cats, spiders, skulls, bats -- you name name it. If it goes bump in the night, she's wearing it. That's what I like about 7th and Montana. You never know what you'll find next. Or, as Frank L. Baum put it, "There's no place like home ...!"
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Audrey Tatt00, the latest celebrity in our midst at 7th and Montana. From the moment I saw her yesterday, I knew she belonged on a movie set. Unfortunately, the movie-in-question is "The Wizard of Oz" and her big break came when a house fell on her head. Her Gothic Outfit, Red and White striped Knee Sox and Pointy, Red Shoes practically screamed Wicked Witch of the East. 
But her most striking feature, by far, was her skin. She's covered in tattoos, starting with an enormous red spider web that runs up and down the length of her arms and legs. Caught within her web are a series of creatures straight out of Munchkinland: Black cats, spiders, skulls, bats -- you name name it. If it goes bump in the night, she's wearing it. That's what I like about 7th and Montana. You never know what you'll find next. Or, as Frank L. Baum put it, "There's no place like home ...!"
How lovely! I'm bummed we didn't get to see the striped socks and red shoes, though.
ReplyDeleteBeth
Pity you didn't a picture of the striped socks and red shoes :)
ReplyDeleteLaini
I love a chick that has more tats then me!
ReplyDeleteHi All,
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree -- it's a shame I didn't get a photo of her striped sox and red shoes. There was a reason for that: I was standing in line. "Audrey" was in front of me. The man standing behind me appeared to be very busy urinating in his pants. Getting a full body shot of her would have meant backing-up ... and trust me, it just wasn't worth it! Oh, P.S.: This incident didn't happen at Starbucks ... it was actually at the Post Office over on 5th Street ...
Best,
Marty
She must have a Halloween fetish...!
ReplyDeletehow cute!! nice to cuddle up to-huh??
ReplyDeleteI hate to think what happens when she clicks those ruby slippers together!
ReplyDeleteGaz ;-)