Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Helen of Soy," the face that launched a thousand quips this morning at 7th and Montana when she ordered a drink so bizarre it left the Baristas stumped. "I'll have a Hot Soy Milk, but fill it halfway with water, please," she asked, politely. Barista Veronica looked surprised. "You know," Helen explained, "A half-and-half." "Ahh," said Veronica, "You want a Half Caff?" "No," said Helen, repeatedly, "Soy Milk and Water." I left before she could order a Tofu Fritter ...!
Hot soy milk and water? That sounds like one of the most disgusting things imaginable. At least a shot of caramel might help!
ReplyDeleteBeth
Wonder what, if any, nutrional value it would have for her, oh my goodness! And ickkkkk!
ReplyDeleteMarty, I'm really enjoying your cast of characters at Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteLactose and Fritter intolerant?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a laxative waiting to happen! Good thing she left before it kicked in ;)
ReplyDeleteCouldn't she have just done that at home?!
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a drink a neighor of my would order.
ReplyDeleteHindu Monk...
Laini
If ever there was a recipe to cure constipation, that was it! I suggest you all run for cover at 7th and Montana
ReplyDeleteGaz ;-)