Bells were ringing at Our Favorite Starbucks this morning as the Alarm System -- designed to warn employees of a problem with the pumps in the back room -- went off incessantly. "Sorry about the noise folks," said one insider, "The alarm is supposed to signal a potential plumbing problem but we don't have the keys to turn it off." Perhaps that's what prompted one Anonymous Local -- a man I like to call "Uri" -- to avoid using the Men's Room altogether. I ran into "Uri" (pictured below) on the beach yesterday doing what he does best: Urinating into the Pacific while his two children and a fisherman frolicked nearby. Let's hope no one catches anything, fish or otherwise ...!
Can not say I have ever seen a fisherman frolick :o)
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteyou need to call osha sounds like people are endangered by two bad piss pumps at 7th and montana!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that unlawful? Yuk!
ReplyDeleteBut we don't have the keys to turn it off kind of sounds like: But we lost the keys so you have to suffer.~Mary
ReplyDeleteUri-nation!!
ReplyDeleteGROSS!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe in a big ol' ocean its not gonna matter?? NOT...gross!
ReplyDeleteWe have a celebrity called Uri Geller, but he bends spoons. Maybe we can get Mr Geller to magic a knot in Uri's appendage, but then he might explode.
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