The air in Bel Air just got a bit more pungent thanks to a Mysterious Motorist who stopped his car tonight on the right, West-bound lane of Sunset Blvd., not far from the West Gate to Bel Air, and urinated copiously into the shrubbery of the rich and famous. The suspect, a Hispanic Man in his mid-fifties, was wearing a beige jacket, slacks and a baseball cap and driving a gray Honda Civic (California License #5VXA749). His rear bumper was held in place with white duct tape. He was last seen at 6:45 p.m. heading Southwest on Crescenda Street in Brentwood. He's wanted by authorities for a variety of Penal Code violations including: 288 (Lewd Conduct), 311 (Indecent Exposure) and 374 (Illegal Dumping).
We see (enough of) the illegal leaking. I wonder what he was illegally dumping! My mind goes "ewww."
ReplyDeleteThat falls into the category of "yuk".
ReplyDeleteI like to see the cops to try to pick up the evidence
ReplyDeleteThat trusty cameria of yours doesn't miss a thing :)
ReplyDeletePerhaps he was making a political statement. Are you sure that wasn't the shrubbery of an AIG executive?
ReplyDeleteHe certainly is number 1 :o)
ReplyDeleteCould he be a student of Urinology?
ReplyDeleteObviously didn't care if anyone say him "taking care of business" in broad daylight!
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