Tuesday, April 7, 2009

SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Watch your step, folks, there's some Major Shit going down at 7th and Montana this morning and you know what that means: No Bathroom Privileges. "Our bathroom is closed," said one insider, "We've got a plumbing problem." And they're not the only ones. The pipes at the elegant apartment complex at 527 San Vicente -- home to Kathy, Robin and a host of other regulars at Our Favorite Starbucks -- staged a rebellion on Sunday, spewing hundreds of gallons of waste into several apartments. Robin emerged unscathed but the incident left Kathy with a new nickname: The Sister Sludge.

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