Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Algernon(compos mentis)," an eccentric bicyclist who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning with what looked like a bouquet of flowers growing out of his rear end. His friends wasted no time commenting on the bold, new look. "You've got a growth sticking out of your ass," said one of them, dryly, "That's pretty brave of you!" Algernon just looked at him smugly, as if to say "You're full of fertilizer," and ran inside to grab his coffee. I tell you, some people think their shit doesn't stink ...!
Too funny.
ReplyDeleteRefried Beans in your neck of the woods.......too funny!
Hugs, Rose
Hey, forgot to come by and welcome you back from Taiwan!! I'm really glad your back, though... my stomache couldn't take many more postings from Taipei's Snake Alley!
ReplyDeleteKinda gives "stop and smell the flowers" a whole new meaning!
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ReplyDeleteNo way I am stopping to smell those flowers.
ReplyDeleteOhmygoodness, maybe he wanted to leave a place nicer than he left it...flowers are a nice exit!
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