A DOG'S LIFE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

The Dog Days of Summer came early at 7th and Montana this morning as word spread that Richard has booked a luxurious, three-day getaway for his beloved Polish Lowland Sheepdog, Charlie. For a few days next month, Charlie will be staying in his very own "penthouse" at the Rover Kennels, a posh animal care facility in Culver City where they strive to "make the world a happier place, one pet at a time." Charlie's penthouse will come complete with its own High-Definition TV playing a selection of "canine-friendly DVDs," a leather sofa, a luxurious dog bed and a state-of-the-art ventilation system that changes the air every six minutes. An onsite Doggie Spa features everything from a Hydrosurge Massage Bathing System to customized hydraulic tables. There's even an Espresso Bar and Art Gallery. I tell you, if this Pet Friendly Paradise doesn't cure Charlie's "separation anxiety," nothing will ...!