It was a morning of surprises at 7th and Montana today as an Anonymous Matron (pictured below) made the scene pushing a Baby Carriage. At first I assumed, based on her careful, deliberate movements, that her bundle of joy was fast asleep ... but boy was I in for a shock. It turned out she was wheeling around a large block of Styrofoam. "Mamma Mia!," I muttered, "I sure hope she didn't give birth to that." On the other hand, how many parents do you know who can call their child a chip off the old block and really mean it ...?
Haha! I love your captions, Marty!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, styrofoam is not recyclable in most places, so perhaps she is looking to do some illegal dumpster dumping.
ReplyDeletethe baby's father was a packing peanut!
ReplyDeleteI guess you do see just about everything down your way!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I feel like I've fallen on the set of a Star Wars episode, when I read your blog, LOL. Strangeness!
ReplyDeleteAre you telling me you didn't ask her about it.
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