The Fireworks came early at 7th and Montana this morning as The Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief once again dipped his sticky fingers into the newspaper bin and walked away with a "free" copy of The Los Angeles Times. "Stop, thief!," I cried, "You're not going to get away with it this time!" But, of course, he did. "Have you no shame?!?," I continued, "You disgust me!" He looked at the newspaper in his hand, then he looked at me quizzically -- as if to say "I just can't help myself" -- and darted out the door. Who knows ... maybe he suffers from a new form of Tactile Tourette Syndrome!
Shame he did not get stuck in the door jam as he darted :o)
ReplyDeleteI have heard the song: "the girl can't help it"..now we may have the male equivalent!
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe the guy continues to do this. He is nothing but a THIEF. Shame on him!
ReplyDeleteI keep Telling you Marty paper train that dawg
ReplyDeleteWHAT A CREEP!! Starbucks will need SECURITY pretty soon!!
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought he didn't know better. But actually being confronted and still taking it. He's a thief! (Hugs)Indigo
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