Wednesday, October 14, 2009

A COMMERCIAL BREAK ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Greetings, all you Groovers and Shakers out there in Cyberspace, it's me -- Barista Tyler -- and I'm interrupting your regularly scheduled "Heard at Starbucks" Blog Coverage with a very Special Announcement: I'm available for Weddings and Bar-Mitzvahs. Yes, it's true, I've branched out beyond my Coffee and Acting roots to offer an all-new Mobile DJ Service where a Fabulous Wedding Awaits You. My goal, quite simply, is to "provide you the wedding entertainment you've always dreamed of" at very affordable prices. Act now and I'll play taps at your divorce for free! Learn more at Tyler Johnson Productions and remember, you heard it first at Heard at Starbucks ...!

6 comments:

  1. Don't Quit your day job...
    Marty would be lost

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  2. You are a good man for helping Tyler out in his new endeavor :o)

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  3. I wish Tyler nothing but the best!

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  4. Great promo Dude!... Hay! Does your friend do evictions!?

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  5. Tyler, when my divorce is finalized, i'm gonna call you because we are going to Party likme it's 1999! You do service Santa cruz?

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