THINGS YOU CAN'T FIND AT COSTCO ...!

Tongues were wagging in Massachusetts this morning as my new niece, Leah (pictured above) gave her big brother, Jackson, an inadvertent lesson in anatomy. Jackson was watching his father, Doug, change Leah's diaper and couldn't resist chiming in with a few, innocent questions. "Daddy," he said, "Where is Baby Leah's penis?" "Leah doesn't have one because she's a girl," Doug explained. Jackson thought it over for a few minutes and then came up with a solution. "Let's go to the store," he said, "so we can buy Baby Leah a penis!" No one had the heart to tell him there are some things you can't find at Costco ...!