Sunday, February 24, 2013

URINE FOR A SURPRISE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana yesterday as a woman made the scene wearing what looked like two bottles of urine strapped to her belt.  "Yowsa," I said, "I guess when you've got to go, you've got to go!"  Given the cast of characters who typically frequent the restroom at Our Favorite Starbucks -- including a few who seem intent on claiming squatter's rights -- most folks think the woman was being shrewd.  "I don't blame her one bit," said one witness, "I'd rather piss in a bottle than touch anything in that rest room, too!"  But I think something else was going on.  She's obviously trying to make the Number One fashion statement of the year ...!

2 comments:

  1. WOW! Now, that is some what hard to believe! Take a look at the contains in which it is stored in & the drinking lid. Most likely some sort of energy drink.
    Get your head out of the toilet.

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  2. Could be Apple Cider vinegar, it's good for lots of things.

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