Shiver me timbers, folks. Landlubbers were in shock yesterday at 7th and Montana as word spread that a pirate had taken over the condiments counter at Our Favorite Starbucks. Yes, it's true. A man in his mid-forties known among friends as Captain Schnook made the scene wearing a three-cornered hat, Jack Sparrow-style dreadlocks and a wool skirt. The look was part Robert, part Louise Stevenson. I didn't see him in person, but a friendly witness was quick to text me a photo. All I can say is, if this isn't enough to make Congress pass some anti-piracy legislation, nothing is ...!
He needs a bird on is shoulder!
ReplyDeleteLOL...too funny. It sure seems like he is "hook"ed on the condiments!
ReplyDeleteB E Y O N D ! O r Just N U T S!
ReplyDeleteno one gives a fuck marty.. go away
ReplyDeleteIs everything okay w/t you Marty? Been awhile since we heard anything from you, hope your father is okay.
ReplyDeleteHello anyone there? Where are you Marty? Have you gone MIA?
ReplyDeleteHey Marty ... hope you are doing okay...drop me an email at Ab45yui@aol.com (lynne from TNT)
ReplyDeleteHi Marty, hope you check in!
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