PANTY GRIPES ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Don't get your panties in a bunch, folks, but just when we thought the low-hanging, peek-a-boo underwear craze was over, a new fashion trend has emerged at 7th and Montana. An attractive newcomer made the scene this week wearing floral panties over a pair of tights. "Good God," I said, "Shouldn't some things remain Victoria's Secret?" Some say she was deliberately airing her dirty laundry, but I think she just made a terrible mistake. Afterall, accidents will happen. Stay tuned for news regarding other accidents at Our Favorite Starbucks.
Maybe she was supporting the East coasters when they did an "underwear day" on the Metro Transit line, lol.
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