Sunday, March 30, 2014

SUPER-CALI-FRAGI-LISTIC-EXPI-ALA-TASER ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Ladies and Gentlemen, make way for Mary Poopins, a fashionable matron who floated down 7th Street this morning on the wings of her umbrella.  Never mind that it was a beautiful, cloudless morning, "Mary" clutched her umbrella like a little old lady clinging to her diamonds.  Some say she was just avoiding the sun, but I think she was secretly hoping for another crew from TMZ to come along.  After all, the last time someone brandished an umbrella at Our Favorite Starbucks they ended-up getting a lot of publicity ...

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  1. or she may be one of those people that is actually allergic to the sun...I saw that on a documentary one day and could not imagine. She looks pretty wrapped up all over to just be a star in hiding, so bet it has something to do with a health issue.

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