Christmas came early at 7th and Montana this morning as a Mysterious Hooded Creature arrived on the scene, belting out holiday tunes and wishing passersby a Merry Christmas. "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night," he cried to one Little Toddler, whose mother quickly grabbed the child and fled to safety inside Our Favorite Starbucks. "Was it something I said?!?," he asked, rhetorically. Every so often, he would let out a low cackle and take a swig from a plastic jug he kept at his side. I don't know what he was drinking, but something tells me it wasn't an Egg Nog Latte ...!
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