In case you're wondering "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?," I'm pleased to report that she's alive and well ... and hanging out at the dumpster behind Our Favorite Starbucks. An Anonymous Crone closely resembling the Legendary Film Character made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning and wasted no time making her intentions known. She lit up a cigarette and boldly puffed her smoke into the crowd. "Excuse me," said Cathy, politely but firmly, "There's no smoking here." The Crone stopped in her tracks and glared at us. "I can smoke out back if I want, away from all you beautiful people," she rasped, in a voice that revealed just how much time she probably spends behind Starbucks. And with that, she grabbed a chair and dragged it into the Parking Lot from Hell. She was last seen behind Starbucks, muttering incantations and blowing smoke into oncoming traffic ...
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