Tuesday, February 10, 2009

TO CATCH A THIEF ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Extra, Extra ... Read All About It: The Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief -- known for stealing copies of The Los Angeles Times from Our Favorite Starbucks -- has been foiled again ... and this time I had nothing to do with it! In what insiders are calling a "shrewd redecorating maneuver," Manager Extraordinaire Gabe has moved the newspaper display away from the doorway to a new and more strategic position, right near the Cash Register and just a stone's throw away from the Apple Fritters. If that doesn't keep the Newspaper Thief away, nothing will ...!

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8 comments:

  1. Ken RichesFebruary 10, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    A strategical locational :o)

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  2. emikkFebruary 10, 2009 at 6:44 PM

    He very well may become a fritter-thief now. I would keep up a tight vigil still....I know..., put a fishing hook in a decoy fritter and maybe you'll hook him, or possibly hook the Gloucestor chowder guy or whatever.

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  3. BethFebruary 10, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    The Notorious Newspaper Thief says, "Curses! Foiled again!"

    B.

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  4. LynneFebruary 11, 2009 at 4:45 AM

    I have a feeling he will boldly go where no one else wants to go..in order to get the newspapers, apple fritter zone!

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  5. garnett109February 11, 2009 at 5:38 AM

    Now he has to pay for his parkbench blankets.

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  6. MyraFebruary 11, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    Too bad he doesn't steal the fritters!!

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  7. TraciFebruary 11, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    Someone got smart. finally!

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  8. Sage RavenwoodFebruary 12, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Smart move! (Hugs)Indigo

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