SOMETHING FISHY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as the man known locally as the Gorton's of Gloucester Fisherman for his striking resemblance to the Frozen Fish Pitchman turned over a new leaf. Gone were the floppy, yellow fisherman's cap and the ever-present raincoat. In their place was a pair of mirrored sunglasses and a pack of cigarettes. He chain-smoked so much I thought he might disappear in a puff of smoke ... and, indeed, there was something magical about his transformation. It was like watching a glazed over codfish turn into a smoked salmon before my very eyes ...!
Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as the man known locally as the Gorton's of Gloucester Fisherman for his striking resemblance to the Frozen Fish Pitchman turned over a new leaf. Gone were the floppy, yellow fisherman's cap and the ever-present raincoat. In their place was a pair of mirrored sunglasses and a pack of cigarettes. He chain-smoked so much I thought he might disappear in a puff of smoke ... and, indeed, there was something magical about his transformation. It was like watching a glazed over codfish turn into a smoked salmon before my very eyes ...!
did he get shock therapy?
ReplyDeleteThat is one smoked fish I am not going to sample :o)
ReplyDeleteHe is trying to sell starbucks a new product,alantic cod fritters!
ReplyDeleteConsidering the area the Starbucks is in, character actor maybe?
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