Romance was in bloom this morning at 7th and Montana as Hanna -- formerly known as Pajama Girl for her occasional habit of wearing Pajamas in public -- put her considerable charms into overdrive. The fun began when she was adopted by "the Persians," a large group of Middle Eastern men who descend on Our Favorite Starbucks en masse every Saturday, take up every available chair and spend the morning shouting at each other in Farsi. They bought Hanna an Iced Coffee and invited her into their midst. "We are all very successful businessmen," said one of them, "Wouldn't you like us to give you a nice job?" Unemployment is at over 12 percent in California, but Hanna is doing very well for herself in the entertainment industry. "No thanks," she said. "We all belong to a club and we meet here every Saturday," said another, "Would you like to be our Chairman?" Hanna declined, firmly but diplomatically. Afterall, she's used to such attention. Fabio of I-Can't-Believe-it's-not-Butter fame has apparently been spreading it on thick for weeks ...!
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It is spring, so a budding romance would not be out of the question.
I'm rather glad to hear that Hanna gently declined these...?...offers!? They somehow sounded not quite sincerly genuine! Kinda creepy actually. I picture all of these learing ole guys following her every move!!!Creepy I tell ya...But then with friends like yourself present, I'm sure she was in no danger.
This sounds like its going to be one of your ongoing stories.
How do you say "pajama game" in farci?
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