Things got downright radioactive at 7th and Montana yesterday as Mr. Transistor -- the wealthy local eccentric known for parading up and down Montana Avenue with a blaring transistor radio -- made the scene at Our Favorite Starbucks. As usual, he carried his radio in one hand and a garbage bag in the other. The radio was tuned to a conservative talk show and the garbage bag seemed to be full of dog poop and other trash. "There he goes, again," I said, "Mr. Transistor and his annoying radio." "Why can't he just get radio signals through the fillings in his teeth like other crackpots?" asked one observer. "In case you haven't noticed," I said, "He doesn't have any teeth."
Posts
5 comments:
At least he cleans up after his dog......
Maybe he is hard of hearing too and doesn't realize how loud the radio is. Yes it is nice he cleans up after his dog or whoever's dog but I think you know that.
Does he listen to that song "stop making sense" too much?....on his transister radio?
Sounds like he had poop coming out of the radio also.
LOL........you crack me up with the folks in your area! Makes me want to visit you just so I can enjoy the "people watching".........
Happy Easter! or Happy Passover!
Hugs, Rose
Post a Comment