There was magic in the air this morning at 7th and Montana ... or maybe not, as the case may be. There I was, minding my own business, when a woman walked right up to me and asked, "Have you done any tricks today?" I was dumbfounded. "Tricks?," I asked. "You know," she explained, "Magic Tricks." She went on, "I saw you perform at a birthday party last week and you were great!" She wasn't kidding. I tried reasoning with her. "I'm not a magician," I explained, but I don't think she believed me. Finally, in exasperation, I added, "Hmmm ... maybe you're right, maybe that was me you saw last week. That might explain these blackouts I've been having!" While she chuckled, I whipped out my Spycam and pointed it in her direction. You know what they say, the hand is quicker than the eye ...!
Did it ever occur to you, it could have been a pick up line...lol.
ReplyDeleteYou so sly Marty :o)
ReplyDeleteMarty the Magnificent does have a certain ring to it!
ReplyDeleteat a quick glance she looks like carrot top
ReplyDeletePeople are strange. You would think she'd get the hint, you weren't her magician. Or where you? (Hugs)Indigo
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