Wednesday, May 29, 2013

GRAND THEFT PEANUT ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as word spread that Peanut, the beloved terrier-rodent mix who wanders from table-to-table at Our Favorite Starbucks, was dog-napped.  Evidently, a little old lady from Hungary, known for pushing a cart around the neighborhood, grabbed the happy-go-lucky pooch and fled the scene when she thought no one was looking.  She removed Peanut's identification tag and collar, threw them in the trash and hid Peanut along with six other "missing" dogs in a secret, dung-infested lair behind 10th Street.  Fortunately, Peanut's owner, Gary, saved the day with some brilliant detective work.  He tracked the woman down and was able to get Peanut back, unharmed.  Rumor has it the woman -- a local Cruella de Vil -- routinely steals dogs in the hopes of getting a reward.  She allegedly waits for the owners to post a sign offering a reward, then calls to collect it.  I hope she gets worms ...! 

Monday, May 27, 2013

MEMORIAL DAY UPDATE



My family has a lot to be thankful for this Memorial Day.  My father is slowly continuing his recovery, step-by-step.  Literally, he is learning how to walk and talk again thanks to six hours of intense therapy a day at his new rehab facility.  Today, he went outside to celebrate Memorial Day, complete with flags that my nephew Jackson made for the family back in Boston.  They even formed their own parade around the grounds at the rehab center.

When I look back over the past few months, I'm amazed at how far my father has come.  He can talk now, but he has trouble carrying on an in-depth conversation.  I think if he could fully express himself, he'd say we have to treasure each moment, appreciate our loved ones, honor our heroes not just today, but every day.  My father is fighting hard to come back to us -- "We won't be defeated!," he told my mom -- and I know he means it.  That makes him a hero in my book!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

GETTING PUNCHY ... NEAR 7TH AND MONTANA


Ever wonder where the Loons flock to when they're not at 7th and Montana?  They head several blocks southwest to the Starbucks on Wilshire.  News reports this morning suggest that an Anonymous Nutcase -- a visitor from Hollywood -- walked up to a fellow customer and began punching the top of his head for no apparent reason.  Then he skedaddled out the door and into the waiting arms of the police who arrested him on charges of battery.  Maybe it's time this Nutcase switched to something without caffeine.  How's about a nice, Hawaiian Punch ...?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

A SECOND COMING ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

I'm sure you've all been wondering, with my mind mostly on my father's recovery, what type of Loon would it take to inspire me to post a routine 7th and Montana update.  Ladies and Gentlemen, meet 'Mavis,' an eccentric newcomer who made the scene on Sunday with one foot in the Great Beyond.  "Howdy," she rasped, "My name is Mavis and I've been resurrected."  I whipped out my Spycam and avoided making eye contact.  Her voice was so low, she sounded like Mr. T on acid.  "My eyes," she shrieked at an unsuspecting young woman, "What do you think of my eyes?"  "Th-th-they're beautiful," said the young woman.  "No they're NOT," yelled Hazel, "They're HIDEOUS.  HIDEOUS, I tell you ...!"  At this point, the conversation became mostly one-sided.  Mavis ranted and raved her way back to her car, got behind the wheel and cackled up a storm as she raced up 7th Street.  I'll say one thing, if that's her 'second coming,' I'm not waiting around for a third ...!

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

SLOW PROGRESS ...


Sorry for the prolonged silence, but the truth is, I haven't felt much like blogging.  Somehow, in the wake of my father's botched surgery, 'business as usual' has gone out the window.  7th and Montana is still Chock Full of Nuts, but I just can't bring myself to whip out the Spycam.  Not yet.

My father's condition hasn't improved much since the last update, but it has improved.  Bit-by-bit, week-by-week, he's coming back to us.  He was recently moved out of the hospital and into a rehab facility where a team of specialists is working with him every day.  His right side is mostly paralyzed;  He can't talk;  He drifts in and out of consciousness.  But he's gradually becoming aware of his surroundings and beginning to understand what's happened.  As of today, the doctor still expects a recovery.  Then, again, this is the same doctor who put my father where he is today.  He told us before my father went in for the operation that it was all very "routine."  I guess doctors are only human, and humans routinely make mistakes.

Today my father had another CAT scan and it showed what I had hoped for:  There is still considerable swelling in his brain, though it's slowly going down.  Had the swelling been gone, we'd be left wondering why he is still so impaired and whether the damage is permanent.  Now we can hope that as the swelling goes down, my father will continue to recover.  Thank you all for your continued prayers and kind thoughts.  Keep them coming ... there's still a long road ahead.

Friday, March 29, 2013

UPDATE REGARDING MY FATHER

We've finally had some good news out of Brigham and Women's hospital in Boston.  The night nurse and doctors reported tonight that my father has been 'responsive' -- squeezing their hands and blinking on command -- for the first time since his disastrous surgery.  This confirms what I've known in my heart for some time, that he's in there and very gradually starting to come back to us.  Thank you for all your kind words and prayers.  We still need them, but I know he's going to make it through this.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

BAD NEWS ...

Sorry I haven't updated lately, but there's been some sad news in my family.  My father, who was in the hospital for what was supposed to be a relatively routine elective procedure, is not doing well.  The operation went horribly wrong, caused seizures and bleeding in his brain and we're left hoping and praying for his recovery.  Currently, he's in an induced coma but the doctors have been having a tough time waking him.  Until he wakes, we have no idea how badly the operation has hurt him.  I've been at the hospital in Boston praying for him, which is about all we can do right now.  In fact, we could use your thoughts and prayers, as well.  Will keep you posted.