Showing posts with label Get your mind out of the gutter folks ... it's a different kind of G-String. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Get your mind out of the gutter folks ... it's a different kind of G-String. Show all posts

Sunday, June 14, 2009

FROM THE MARTIAL TO THE MARITAL ... AT GOOSE EGG PARK!

The Local Tai Chi Community was in an uproar today as Goose Egg Park -- the loony landing pad just steps from Our Favorite Starbucks that's become a Mecca for everyone from Taekwondo Masters to Jedi Wannabes -- was closed for a neighborhood wedding. Just how did the park go from the Martial to the Marital in the space of a day? Neighbor Samara got a permit to close off the area so she could get remarried there, that's how. Since I don't know Samantha personally, I lurked in the background taking pictures and standing guard against any black-belted extremists. It was a beautiful wedding. The Happy Couple entered the park to strains of Bach's "Air on the G String," followed by a short-but-sweet ceremony and a reception at Samantha's house. Congratulations to the Happy Couple. If I were you, I'd steer clear of men dressed like Ninja Warriors for a while ...!