WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIREWORKS ...

Holy Smokes!  A chain-smoking curmudgeon -- the same man who in recent weeks said "F--ck You" to Melinda when she said "Hello" and "Up Yours" to Our Favorite Building Manager for no apparent reason -- sat right alongside me today at Starbucks.  I considered asking him to put out his cigarette but decided to save the Fireworks for Independence Day!