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Heads were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as "Sammy the Somnambulist" once again rolled out of bed and into Our Favorite Starbucks. This time, he was sporting a pair of Gray Checkered Pajamas and Fuzzy Gray Slippers. "Oh, well," I thought, "At least his taste in Pajamas is improving." Moments later, things got hairier when a German Tourist wandered in wearing only a pair of trunks. How did I know he was German? He loudly announced that he was from Baden-Baden. Baden-Baden, indeed. If you ask me, things
are starting to Worsen-Worsen as far as the "dress code" at Our Favorite Starbucks is concerned. What next, Full Frontal Nudity ...?!?