Quick, call the Fashion Police: A Gangly Newcomer -- known among insiders as "Ichabod" -- committed a moving violation this morning at 7th and Montana by wearing shorts, sneakers and ... brace yourselves ... argyle socks. "Now we know who put the arrrgh in argyle," said one witness. In his defense, inside sources suggest that Poor Ichabod had an accomplice. Rumor has it he's been getting fashion tips from the Headless Horseman ...!
Posts
