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Every major Superhero needs a Sidekick. Batman has Robin; Superman has Jimmy Olsen, not to mention Krypto the Wonderdog; and the Wonder Twins, well, they have each other. That's why I'm pleased to report that our very own Captain Underpants -- known for protecting Our Favorite Starbucks while wearing a pair of Snazzy Underpants on his head -- has at long last found a Sidekick. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet T-Boy: The Amazing Underling. Unlike Captain Underpants, T-Boy doesn't seem to have any particular superpowers, but he does meet one important criteria: He wears his undershirt on his head ...!
Heads were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as the Notorious One-Eyed Bandit -- known for his Uncanny Resemblance to Popeye -- made the scene wearing a pair of White Underpants on his head. "You've got to hand it to him," I said of the Bandit as he made his way across 7th Street to Drugtown, "The man has Style!" The Underpants-on-the-Head look was first popularized by Captain Underpants, a Local Contortionist who regularly stands on his head in front of Our Favorite Starbucks wearing a pair of Blue Boxers. As for the Bandit, it's unclear why he would make a similar Fashion Statement at Drugtown. Perhaps he's suffering from Diarrhea of the Mouth ...!
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