Friday, August 1, 2008

LOOK, UP IN THE SKY, IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

  

In a world of injustice -- where Smoking Stinkpots, Jittery Nutcases and Babbling Bulgarians reign supreme -- it takes a special kind of Superhero to keep things balanced.  Meet Captain Underpants, the Hero of 7th and Montana, who fights crime while wearing Bright Blue Underpants on his Head.  He arrived on the scene this morning astride his Trusty Banana Seat Bicycle and treated the crowd to a Dazzling Display of Strength.  First, he single-handedly fished a Used Cup of Coffee out of the Garbage Can.  Then, he dashed into Starbucks where he did a series of Impressive Yoga Squats on the Floor.  Finally, faster than a speeding bullet, he ran outside where he stood on his head near oncoming traffic for a full five minutes.  He was last seen devouring several Bran Muffins at Super Speed.  "I'm leaving," I said to the folks at the next table, "This guy's wearing his underpants on his head and I, for one, don't want to be around when the Bran Muffins take effect ...!"

8 comments:

garnett109 said...

Just wait for super girl pink crotchless panties to show up!

ab45yui said...

Its probably a hat he bought from the Olsen Twins fashion line!

emikk said...

He's probably nurturing his inner child.

bvaneps834 said...

Golly, what an interesting place-----i so hope we will be there one day! Barb

frankandmary said...

The problem is we screwed natural selection up with a bunch of artificial help for folks who'd be extinct now if we'd just left well enough alone.
~Mary

princesssaurora said...

Those bran muffins can be killer... beware!  LOL

be well,
Dawn

emikk said...

This guy/posting still cracks me up, I can't help it.  Trying to identify the brand of underwear....Munsingwear or Fruit of the Loom?

beckiepainton said...

if that what happens when you drink coffee i think y'all better stop.Beckie x