Make way for Gaseous Clay, the Heavyweight Champ of 7th and Montana, a man who packs a punch so powerful it can clear the room in ten seconds flat(ulent). Gaseous made the scene yesterday with a group of friends, fresh from what appeared to be a particularly nasty bout in the ring. "Do you smell rotten eggs or something?," I asked Kathy. "It isn't Rotten Eggs," she said, "It's more like Sewerage." One glance at Gaseous told me all I needed to know. He was going to such elaborate lengths to acknowledge the smell -- fanning himself, pretending to gasp and choke while his buddies read the paper -- that I can only assume he was "responsible." Afterall, you know what they say: "Floats like a Butterfly, Stinks like a Bee-hind ...!"