A "KNOCKOUT PUNCH" AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Make way for Gaseous Clay, the Heavyweight Champ of 7th and Montana, a man who packs a punch so powerful it can clear the room in ten seconds flat(ulent).  Gaseous made the scene yesterday with a group of friends, fresh from what appeared to be a particularly nasty bout in the ring.  "Do you smell rotten eggs or something?," I asked Kathy.  "It isn't Rotten Eggs," she said, "It's more like Sewerage."  One glance at Gaseous told me all I needed to know.  He was going to such elaborate lengths to acknowledge the smell -- fanning himself, pretending to gasp and choke while his buddies read the paper -- that I can only assume he was "responsible."  Afterall, you know what they say:  "Floats like a Butterfly, Stinks like a Bee-hind ...!"

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