Tuesday, August 19, 2008

A "KNOCKOUT PUNCH" AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Make way for Gaseous Clay, the Heavyweight Champ of 7th and Montana, a man who packs a punch so powerful it can clear the room in ten seconds flat(ulent).  Gaseous made the scene yesterday with a group of friends, fresh from what appeared to be a particularly nasty bout in the ring.  "Do you smell rotten eggs or something?," I asked Kathy.  "It isn't Rotten Eggs," she said, "It's more like Sewerage."  One glance at Gaseous told me all I needed to know.  He was going to such elaborate lengths to acknowledge the smell -- fanning himself, pretending to gasp and choke while his buddies read the paper -- that I can only assume he was "responsible."  Afterall, you know what they say:  "Floats like a Butterfly, Stinks like a Bee-hind ...!"

5 comments:

garnett109 said...

what was that old saying, who ever smelt it delt it?

deshelestraci said...

Oh dear!
Traci

gazker said...

I think he needs the ring of confidence ;-)
Gaz

rdautumnsage said...

Between you and Garrett can't help but chuckle at the poor mans odorous contribution. (Hugs)Indigo

mpnaz58 said...

Nasty!
xoxo ~Myra