Tuesday, August 12, 2008

WEDDING BELLS ARE RINGING ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

Bells were ringing at 7th and Montana this morning as word spread that a "Wedding on Wheels Mobile" was in town conducting Quickie Weddings for Busy Couples on-the-go.  Operated by The Hollywood Chapel, the SUV caters to Lovebirds who want to "Elope in Style."  "The only requirement is your presence and those famous words I DO," say the nice folks at the Hollywood Chapel, "We can even issue your Marriage License on the spot!"  For an additional touch of class, I recommend the Love in a Limo package which includes a Minister, Four Wedding Cupcakes and your choice of Sparkling Cider or Champagne ... all for only $1,200.  And just in case things don't work out, rumor has it that Dominos delivers Pre-Nups and the Good Humor Man has been running a Divorce Court from the back of his Ice Cream Truck ...!

5 comments:

garnett109 said...

I wonder if I can get into that business here in pa?

mereel2005 said...

Just when I think I have seen it all....
Laini

deshelestraci said...

$1200!  I had to look at the link just cuz I couldn't believe the price!
Traci

emikk said...

Would they marry The "jittery nut case" to "Captain Underpants" and would they throw rice or throw up (at the wedding)....what's our country coming to, by the way?----dissillusioned eric

beckiepainton said...

great idea-not beckie x