Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as a Poor Slob arrived on the scene wearing a Turtleneck Sweater in 80-degree heat. What kind of Spastic Moron wears a Turtleneck in mid-August? I do! It turns out I had some "muscle spasms" in my neck and the doctor advised me to avoid exposing it to breezes or air conditioning for a while. The good news is that, thanks to the UCLA East-West Medical Clinic and their innovative approach combining Chinese and Western medical techniques, I'm pretty much right as rain again. The bad news is, folks are starting to wonder whether I've been getting fashion tips from "Ms. Mukluk," the woman known for wearing Arctic Footwear year-round at 7th and Montana ...!