Friday, August 15, 2014
Bladders were bursting at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Newcomer known as "Dr. Leaky" left a few souvenirs in front of Our Favorite Starbucks: Three glasses and a carton filled with urine. "Eureka!," I cried, "At long last an end to the News Drought!" And the story gets better. Evidently, someone left a single glass of urine in the same spot yesterday. Stay tuned, folks, something tells me we're in for a gusher tomorrow ...!