Quick, call Rod Serling! In what some insiders are calling "a mystery worthy of the Twilight Zone," a number of Baristas have been reported "missing" from Our Favorite Starbucks. "I don't know what happened to them," said a source close to the situation. "One minute they were there and the next minute -- 'Poof' -- they were gone. It all happened sometime during the Renovation!" Some say the missing employees were inadvertently "buried alive" when the new Splash Walls were installed. Others fear that the Construction Crew somehow opened a Black Hole into a Parallel Universe. Whatever the reason, several Baristas -- including Ramone and Jenny -- have vanished without a trace. Their memory lingers on, but their names have been Quietly Removed from the "Starbucks Promise" that hangs over the Espresso Counter ...!