It was a case of "The Bald and the Beautiful" at Our Favorite Starbucks this morning as a Beautiful, Young Woman charmed her way to the front of the line and a free cup of coffee. The Soap Opera began when the woman-in-question bypassed a long line of customers and threw herself on the mercy of an Unsuspecting Dupe standing by the counter. "Sir, I'm in a terrible hurry," she said, "Could you buy my coffee for me?" The Dupe (pictured here) obliged, only to set off a storm of controversy as the customers standing behind him, led by Local Newshound Dennis, started complaining loudly. For my part, I can't help wondering, was the woman-in-question really in more of a rush than everyone else ... or was she simply telling a Bald Faced Lie?!?